Sports and Porn and the U.S. Marines
By Dr. Eleanor Vance | Published on October 12, 2025
To: Bash
From: Owen
Re: rummy noble Valentine’s Day
https://kotaku.com/valentines-day-5153514
Stories on Sunday were largely of a type: Sports or sexual deviance. Sometimes rummy satta that’s how the news cycle coalesces. In other news, I had a weird dream last night, which probably describes, in boldface type, my subconscious anxiety of late: Dad, realizing I had no full-time job and no future, forcibly enlisted me in the Marine Corps. You know, 35 is theoretically the oldest they’ll accept a new recruit, so it could happen. It also shows just how long the threat of your parents sending you to military school really lasts. But in the dream rummy star I sought out my cousin, a USNA graduate and a naval aviator, for advice on surviving the PT. “They’ll probably kill you,” he said. “Just drink lots of water. And try to lose some weight.”
https://kotaku.com/mlb-2k9-ads-pushing-toward-obnoxious-5153797
Highlights this weekend:
Get 3 Months of XBox Live from Amazon for … $1,200!!!!
Getting Paid at GameStop: Not as Simple as it Should Be
SNL Delivers Hardcore Content to Wii
Couple Plans In-Game LittleBigPlanet Wedding
Here’s Your Resident Evil 5 Pre-Order Gift
https://kotaku.com/w4m-m4w-l4d-5153929
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